Exaggerated Realities
Your favorite girl is back with a new title, Ifunaya Martina Nwokedi, IJGB. You read that right. I have finally travelled outside this country and I’m sure you know that it means I am no longer your mate because my full baby girl mode has been activated.
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“Ope o! You finally put her in her place.” Derin was ecstatic.
I had told him all that had happened that night, except for the part where she seduced me and drove me crazy to the extent of straffing her. I changed the narrative and told him that I had gotten to hers, met her in lingerie, fought hard and resisted the temptation by telling her that I had a fiancee whom I loved so much and wasn’t ready to lose her. More Tea
Onome strolled out of the house hand in hand with Badmus, her former boss cum boyfriend abi sugar daddy. So after all the noise aunty had made, she was still rolling with him. More Tea
I smiled when he started to walk to me. I thought I had successfully seduced him again till he did something that left me extremely shocked. He bent down, picked up my robe, draped it over my shoulder and tied the belt, completely covering my nakedness.
My heart started pounding heavily immediately we heard the gate open. This was definitely the end for me. I was naked in another man’s house, fornicating with his wife, a woman who had dumped me years ago.
God! Faraji, why don’t you listen? Derin warned you about this. (more…)
I woke up to the loud ring of my phone that morning and rolling my eyes, I silently cursed the person who was waking me up so early, especially when the sleep was entering gear five. It had rained throughout the night and the clouds were still dark, definitely heavy with more rain. I loved mornings like this because I had the chance to sleep in for much longer. Actually, there was no difference, it’s not like I ever had to wake up early for anything anyway.
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The air conditioner was blowing at a cold sixteen degrees but heavy beads of sweat dropped down my face immediately Lenka demanded for an explanation. Had my bubble already burst? Did she hear me talking to Wangi? What was she going to say? Was she going to get furious and cancel our engagement? In truth, that would be a relief for me because everything was happening so fast. (more…)
I looked at my ring over and over again. I couldn’t believe that I was engaged to this wonderful man, the man of my dreams. It was a long time coming, but the wait was absolutely worth it. (more…)
I excused myself and went into the kitchen to answer the phone.
“Hey Fa’a.” She said.
I looked at the door and walked back to it to make sure Lenka was not lurking around and eavesdropping.
“Hello.” I was almost whispering.
“How are you? Did you already get home?” She asked. (more…)
“You haven’t written any new post yet.”
“You’ve been so inconsistent. I’ve been checking your website every day for weeks now.”
“Why did you say you would post twice if you know you can’t keep up?”
The last comment broke me the most, it literally tore my heart to pieces. The mere thought of letting everyone down pierced my soul and hard as I tried to remedy the situation, I couldn’t. (more…)